You've found me, now what?

So, a quick vanity search on google turns up a comic book author, a shitty poet, a hearse owner and a nerd. Also, my address shows up. Kinda glad that I'm moving soon.

Clever title

Alright, so I'm getting the hang of this. Last night I went to the store and got some salad and cottage cheese for dinner, I also bought some apples to snack on through out the day.

Breakfast:
Total Whole Grain (43g) – 140c
2% milk (half pint) – 120 c
two apples - Aprox 110c

Lunch:
Chicken gumbo (12oz) - 260c
Apple - 55c

Part two of a 1460 part series

Fast food, why can't I quit you? yesterday I was doing really good untill I got home, realised that there was nothing healthy to eat, and my laziness kicked in and I had some pizza. Tonight I'm going to stop at the store and by some stuff that would be better for me than that. Also, today I'm eating lunch later in an attempt to not crave a late afternoon snack.
Edit: Damn it! I felt the need, so I went ahead and got a late afternoon snack.

Breakfast:
Total Whole Grain (43g) – 140c
2% milk (half pint) – 120 c

Lunch:
Salad (aprox 2 cups) – aprox 100c
Vitaminwater (20oz) - 125c (screw you, I like the taste)

Late afternoon snack:
Wendy's Large Chili (340g) - 280c

Dinner:
Salad (aprox 2 cups) – aprox 100c
Cottage cheese (aprox 4oz) - 90c

Chang begins at home

As anyone who reads this blog knows, I’m a fat bastard. I enjoy food. I really love things that I know are no good for me. And I know that if I keep eating the way I do, I’m going to die a lot sooner that I think I should. So I’m going to go with the theme of this political season and change. I’m going to use this blog to keep track of everything I eat to keep myself on track. Now that I’ve gotten the explanation out of the way:

Breakfast:
Total Whole Grain (43g) – 140c
2% milk (half pint) – 120 c
Caribou Cofffee Espresso (12oz) – 100c

Lunch:
Salad (aprox 2 cups) – aprox 100c

Late afternoon snack:
Ramen noodles (64g) – 290c

Quotalicious!

Fresh batch!

• Was your sense of humor shot off in the war?
• Maybe if you cry about it, your tears will fall around you, form a river and whisk you away you a place where everyone thinks you're clever.
• whew, cause 50 Celsius is fuck off hot
• Being old doesn't make ones opinion more important though. It just means you've been around long enough for people to notice you -- like a rotting corpse in a trunk.
• Indeed. We're talking about the fundies, right?
• I think all your angst makes you kind of sexy.....
• Go the fuck back to your bridge.
• A million hits a day on your website, and 10% of them came from Canada, would you say it was abnormal for Canadians to access your content?
• You just don't get it, do you?
• Politics is like anal sex: it's smelly and sometimes painful and can leave a huge mess, but some folks find it very satisfying.
• Has anyone invented a mental condom yet? It could reduce the need for brain-bleach, too...
• Free speech means that we can tell you to shut up--just as much as it means that you won't.
• Stop oppressing me with your logic
• Nobody is personally insulting you ya cockslobbering little whiner.
• Who's the quick one now?
• I'm part Cherokee, and I dislike blanket statements.
• As am I to wish that a homeless person kicks you in the balls and shits on your chest.
• That is fucking retarded. It's like saying that I'm intolerant of someone's lifestyle that includes kicking me in the face every chance I get
• no, but you are still an asshole, asshole
• Too sudden. You don't get the buildup that you'd get if you put your head down on a drill press, and have someone slowly turn the knob to lower it.
• "Sometimes shit happens, somebodies gotta deal with it, and who you gonna call?"
• if only because he failed to emit any bone-chilling cackles.
  
• "Never assume a conspiracy when coincidence will suffice."
• Does this mean I have to bring the 'do rag back to Wal-Mart?
• Flamethrower fight in a fireworks factory.
• When the messiah can't post, you know things have reached a low...
• Aren't we just the perfect douchebag?
• Classy. Classy like a Hot Carl served fresh from the hooker.
• Or you can sneak into his room in the middle of the night, and whisper it in his ear while he sleeps.
• Nah, gay is when their balls touch. Nothing else is gay
• It's rather disillusioning to find out that a place you used to habituate not only doesn't give a fuck less about what you think, they actively enjoy fucking with you.
• That sure as hell ain't kosher...
• Then drama happened.
• Unlike when I said that Al Sharpton was getting "all uppity"...
• Is there an old Zealand out there somewhere?
• You know, the last zombie jew we had started a shitfight that still isn't over 2000 years later....
• You may want to stand over there to avoid the lightning strike.
• Which translates as unpronounceable vowel sound accompanied by hocking up a goober
• you have a long history of rousing rabble
• they're utter hypocrites as well as huge, power-drunk cunts
• ..."Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."
• If fire doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough.
• Stolen like an unaccompanied running Lexus in East St. Louis.
• Also it's possibly the only way to keep the party from being a wandering band of Hobo's.
• It's the same kind of people who need to see Jesus in a sandwich
• It's a -joke-. It's meant to be humour. Get a thicker skin.
• she was old, she died. Circle of life, Simba.
• "If you ever put anything someplace where it shouldn’t go, always make sure to have a handle. Put a string on it, for God’s sake, so you can pull it out!"
  
• You take web insults too seriously. Dickbag
• I guess that's the danger of being a shit stirrer. Eventually, someone flushes.
• He's about as subtle as a retard on PCP.
• Thanks, douchenozzle. Use a little fucking foresight, it's what makes you human, you simian fucktard.
• Dude. I've got a lot of drugs and guns in the car, not to mention the human trafficking. A traffic stop would be really bad
• Good Leaders Don't Incinerate Teammates.
• If the guy can't play friendly, it shouldn't matter how good of a player he is.
• watching Tarzan knife a tranny is kind of fun
• Maybe Randy Quaid should run for President.
  His campaign slogan could be "Shitters full!"
• If she is pregnant, the solution is as close as your nearest closet.
• Vasectomy. Best $163 I ever spent.
• It's kinda like the mark of a good pilot: takeoffs -should- equal landings.
• ...instead of just squeezing their balls for a better price
• We could always nuke them forward into modern civilization..
• Unless you want to argue about what cumulative means
• sounds like she needs a good deep dicking
• I know it's kinda like teasing a retarded child, but I'm not above that
• And I don't get along well with the mentally ill.
• That list really drives home the point of what an insignificant smudge on the social ladder I am
• I always pictured you as more of a "The Very Reverend Ratfucker".
• "The gnome rapes you to death."
• So in walks my friends with their gaming gear as I'm sitting there in my boxers cleaning weapons with war movies on.
• "Um... Is this a bad time?"
• If someone attacks you, they have forfeited their right to be left alone.
• don't game with people who are complete douchebags
• How do you anticpate a zombie's behaviour unless you've fought with them before?
• "It's just more crap that can go wrong"
• What, are you trying to censor what I say, rather than read it--would you deny yourself the experience of a dissenting opinion?
• And OJ was just out for a drive. It's called putting two and two together
• Unless, of course, a traditional bouquet in the wizard's homeland is delivered in the hollowed-out skull of a newborn.
  
• I heard his thew was only average
• That dude changes branches quicker than Tarzan.
• Do quality work, don't be a slop artist and the money will take care of itself.
  
• Matthew was not being metaphorical. The Eye of the Needle is a gate into Jerusalem so narrow that only humans on foot use it.
• but the pricing plan is sandpaper condom sodomy.
• I didn't claim it was a good joke.
• Owlbears being unique in that they're the only creature so bizarre and nonsensical that even the MM couldn't come up with something better than, "Er... some wizard did it."
• 'Filthy' Thag of the Cold Hand tribe: "Thag know what you think: 'Thag throw six spear, or five?' To tell truth, Thag lose track Thagself. This forty-four inch magnum, most powerful spear in world, blow sabretooth head clean off, you ask self question: 'Do Oog feel lucky?' Well, do Oog?"
• It's like a white supremacist getting a blood transfusion from a black man, it turns them black, and they start listening to rap music and get totally confused. I know I don't want to get a gay blood transfusion and all of a sudden find myself singing showtunes.
• I've seen players act like that, and frankly, i'm not your monkey.
• “Most people would rather be judged by 12 than carried by six,”
• It's not easy being cheesy!
• My dirty secret is that I murder hobos. But I'm pretty sure I'll never get caught.
• Believe--or disbelieve--what you will; just don't be a dick about it.
• For instance, if I was adamant that I could fly, you wouldn't beleive me either. You wouldn't need me to prove whether I could fly or not because you'd know that I'm either lying or a nutcase.
• And whatever you do, do not read it out loud, especially if you're in a cabin in the woods.
• but it's still got elements that make me avoid it like shrimp aged carefully in the sun for three days
• "May cause flatulence with oily residue."
• your opinion is no longer valid.
• Not knowing what it is and not using it are different. If you're going to argue how something should be with out knowing how it is your ideas aren't really valid as you don't know what factors are involved in the discussion. It would be like talking about aerodynamics and not knowing what lift or drag is.
• Excellent. I won't eat anything unless I think that it may directly contribute to my own death or those of people around me. Possibly when my decomposing husk explodes from gas buildup during decomposition.
• What a glorious day that will be. Bring a bucket.
• Hey, get this--I'm also a terrorist! And part of the evil penisocracy!
• Or you can talk about it OOG, and tell him that unless he wears a freaking tutu and a pair of wings, he can't play the meta-game fairy, so he aught to shut up.
  
• The real kicker would be, as a cleric, he'll be wearing heavy armour. Thats just clericdom for you, you can't wear light armour, because thats not rubbing it in the mages face enough.
• I've pondered crushing a testicle in a grand piano. Just lean my sack over the side, knock the strut that holds the big lid up.. and bam, one ball down. then I'd sue because the piano manufacturer did not include a warning label that resting your luggage on the piano was dangerous.
• I like the way Charlie Sheen handled the whole Heidi Fleiss thing. Came right out and said "Yup, I sure did. And I'd do it again, too. No, not that one, THAT one over there".
• Frankly, I'd be scared shitless about the Weregorillas. They might be vegetarian, but they'd rip your fucking arms off if you got them angry.
  
• They bought the pills, they knew the risks. I say let 'em die.
• So rent an Aztec priest or something to do that part.
  
• Man, how humiliating would it be if one of Supes' female enemies pegged him with a kryptonite strap-on?
• Of course, Nietzsche was dying of syphilis at the time...
  
• Will it be pistols at dawn sir, or shall I just kill you now?
• I will go into this looking to see 30 foot toaster ovens kicking nine kinds of shit out of each other and I fully expect to get precisely what I expect.
• quite frankly, you're a fool, and you have only yourself to blame for reading them.
• Some of us like things that aren't, y'know, bubbling with Bullshit!
• So did beanie babies, tickle me elmo, pokemon and crack, doesn't mean any of them are good for you.
• keep a small and elite cadre of pimp skeletons
• Here, let me help nail you up on that cross you dragged in for yourself. No no, no need for a tip.
• A face like that could rape New York
• Much like Colin Quinn, you just sucked the funny out of this thread.
• Death. Sometimes it solves life's problems.
• Screw physics, I'm a mage!
• Sometimes accidents happen. It's why they're called ACCIDENTS.
  
• Yeah but when someone fed the elephant a metric tonne of broccoli my job doesn't end up being too pleasant.
• The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
• So, we've stumbled upon the hidden vaults of Neverland Ranch?
• She's popular. Like teh herpe.
  
• 2nd highest winning percentage of the vote since 1952, coming in second place to Reagen teabagging Carter.
  
• That is a visual I did NOT need. Thanks.
• i have never burgled a turd in my life. well, maybe once, but that's a different story.
• Shitting dicknipples? The disgusting vagoo thread?
• Dubya died of a colonoscopy?
  He suffocated when they stuck the pipe in the wrong hole.
• We know you have huge tits now lady. Show them for real, or shut the fuck up.
• Yeah well, Three Six Mafia won an Oscar for a song about how hard it is to be a pimp. I'll take those awards with a grain of salt thank you.
• I certainly don't intend to a play a game that's the equivalent to punching myself in the nuts repeatedly, no matter how good you think your world is.
• I still have the hit-points of Pee-Wee Herman?
• He, like the other soldiers around him, is an extremely thick dude that very clearly doesn't have time to bleed.
• and man, that Doom guy can book
• I strongly disagree with the notion that you're obligated to do or support anything that makes you uncomfortable. If that something isn't hurtin' anyone and doesn't affect you, then it'd be wrong to harass folks doin' that something, but there isn't any reason you can't just walk away.
• "My ranger has Perform -- Dance."
  
  "Uh... ok."
  
  "Ask why."
  
  "Cause you gave it to him."
  
  "Ask why!"
  
  "Ok. Why?"
  
  "Cause he dances with wolves."
• The phrase "stinging rebuke" comes to mind.
• I'd like to be in charge of the DEA type outfit that allows me to make on the spot decisions whether people live or die. Secretary of the Gene Pool or something like that. Maybe Sec of the Interior would work better.
• The real question is, what's a 3rd level PC doing with a Deck of Many Things?!?
  
  Mooooooooooooonty Haaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuullllllllll!
• Is the Pornocracy like the Dark Side?
  
• Sometimes jacking off is just jacking off. It's not an elaborate psychological game.
• "When he wants to jerk off, everything goes right out the window."
• Men want women, not womyn. Womyn are fucking insane
• He is welcome to request whatever he likes. He is also welcome to contact various phone companies and request that they prevent people from talking about his products over their phone lines. I would expect both requests to be equally effective.
• assume, within the context of any game world, that people are reasonably clever and that the rat bastards you get in real life are just as common
  
• Hitler also did some less good things, but that shouldn't reflect poorly on anyone's car.
• There aren't that many spellcasters in the world, so it really isn't all that big an advantage. Just remember to carry a firearm for those nasty drow encounters, they don't have bullet resistance
• Still waiting for a fierce tai chi action movie!!!
• Them:"You realize you won't get into the Kingdom of Heaven if you play that game."
  Me: "Are you gonna be there?"
  Them: "Of course."
  Me: "Then I find this arrangement satisfactory."
• If me and my friends all had motorcycles, I don't think we'd be sittin' around in the basement making Dwarf jokes
• It amuses me to see 'organic' food in the market. I should hope that all my food is organic, personally...
• It amuses me to think how many organic freaks would have a spasm at the organic warehouse down the street from where I work when the bulk carriers arrive. I think they believe their food is brought into Boulder via yak train.
  
• You sir are incorrect in your assessment of this thread. How could you be so wrong? because of your wrongness i will now insult your parentage, imply; your mentally defiant and possibly illiterate, and insinuate that you may or may not support terrorism. I will allude to you possibly lacking with natural endowment, and finally threaten you, or your family, or property. So there!
• Wasn't that the plot of Superman III?
• Well I just initiated grapple so......I guess all that remains is me beating you like a pinata until either candy or gold starts coming out of you."
• Well, it's the whole "coughing up blood" thing...
• but I could probably get 300 people to protest tapioca without even really trying.
• I'm sure this is how Jesus dumped the chicks he was dating without hurting their feelings. A friend kills him, the girl mourns, she's so distraught her family moves to help her forget, 3 days later he's on the move again.
• When I pulled the trigger, I discovered it was unloaded. It scared the living hell out of the punk. He said "Oh my god, man, what if that had been a real gun?" I believe I said something along the lines of "Then there would have been a loud noise and a large mess for the janitor."
• Native-American reclaimer of gifts.
  
• I think you and your players just have very different conceptions of what "fight against the system" means.
  
  The player may be thinking of cutting his own path with his sword/spells/etc., rising to the top through intimidation and assassination, and finally turning the Empress over his knee to administer the firm, yet gentle, spanking she's been desiring for so very long.
  
  Whereas the impression I get from your posts is that you might expect him to fight the system by writing a book of pointed epigrams under a female nom de plume, dressing in drag, and taking a male lover.
  
  Both are ways of fighting the system, but from very different perspectives, and both are very possible given the power levels of PCs vis a vis society. If that's what he's looking for, it may be difficult to fit into your homebrew without setting and tone compromises that you may not be willing to make.
• Expecting anybody to change their behavior to suit you when it's you moving into their space is just arrogant and conceded, no matter what gender you are.
• This is a message board for gaming, not an alternative lifestyle support organization. Furthermore, such conversations tend to lead into political discussions which are verboten. About the only place such talk is acceptable is in the Mature Forums, and even then it must remain relevant to gaming.
• It's not all puppies shitting rainbows,
• I'm sorry you're offended by that, but honestly, how would you treat adults who still believed in Santa Claus?
• Heh, that reminds me of an RPG setting I once saw, where the whole country had been filled by sea-to-sea walmarts in a giant walmart apocalypse, and the remainders of humanity were living in stockrooms and above false ceilings, fighting with the maintinence robots for sustinence...
• Maybe I'm just being a honkey ofay racist, but it seems to me that the what should be the NAACP's real concern is that a large section of the black community insist upon talking like fucking morans.
• Turning the other cheek isn't sound foreign policy.
• They make these boards look like a unicorn tickle-fight in cotton-candy shop
• That clearly means you had other things on your mind like what to put into your baby stew tonight. Maybe that puppy you kicked to death this morning.
  

That's all for now!

I'll sleep when I'm dead!

Check out the time stamp on this one. It's because I can't sleep. Why, you may ask, can't I sleep? There could be any number of reasons, from the fact that I didn't get up until 3pm yesterday to the fact that both of my parents have sleeping problems, which means I'll most likely have them, but mostly I think it's because I don't like to sleep. Oh sure, I NEED to sleep, but I don't have to like the fact that I'm pretty much wasting a third of the day doing nothing. I heard recently that science is working on a pill that will replace the body's need for sleep completely. You won't have to do it to become rested. Sign me up! I would love to have this as an option!

I know this is old news

But Todd Goldman is a dick.